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hot to #314: how to get beaten up by obese people, simply remark on how fat they are and how long it must take them to
wash themselves and comment that they must need 2 bathtubs, one for each leg.
how to... #46: how to beat ciggy at fight night 2004
the technique is simple, it is a case of understanding the punch/block method which seems to be right body shot alsmot
constantly followed by a left hook, if a right or left hook or jab is blocked it will alsmot certainly be followed by a left
hook by ciggy, in our recent matches, i have notice colm will throw an average of %60 left hook of all punches he considers
his left hook the best punch he has to offer with this knowledge you may think to constantly block left, but not, try fakin
a few jabs to be blocked by colm followed by a right hook as he is unfamiliar with blookin top right punches, enjoy!!!! tones
is balls
hot to #23: how to rape a female in auntie aunnies, simply take 15 minutes of your time to print out an "out of order"
page on your computer, when you enter auntie aunnies observe the female toilet pattern to achieve a time where the least amount
of females are using the toilets, then enter placing the sign on the door "out of order" detering any more females entering,
once iside lock yourself inside a cubicle silently await the next lady to boldly use the toilets which are out of order, if
she uses the opposite cubicle, trap her and have your way, my tip of the week : place vaseline in the toilets at an unbusy
time to save lubrication time.
how to #71: how to eat pussy, begin the disection of the deceased feline, by makin large incision from its navel to its
gullet. piercing its trachea in the process tug its innerds and you will find its insides will eject smoothly from it's skin,
now discard the liver lungs and stomach of the pussy and begin frying or oven roasting at approx 180 degrees centigrade for
about half an hour, marinating the meat will flavour and tenderise the flesh serve with baby boiled potatoes and gravy, one
cat serves aproximatly 3 ppl
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