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Witihin this website are the beliefs and opinons of myself and possible others in my association. At no point are you forced to view this material, though strangely you'll find yourself drawn into the dark seedy underbelly of the common world as we know it. And now i would like to clear up the hidious rumour that jesus christ our lord has taken shelter in the anus of one half of britains best known comedy duo, allow me be the first to welcome to............the rectul passage of ronnie corrbit

Breaking News!!!!!!

on a routine investigation the northumberland police department have uncovered a startling discovery in the form of extremly strong unquestionable evidence, that white men can in fact jump to a reasonable height, if not the same height or greater than a person of afro-carribean origins. more on this remarkable breakthrough soon!

Whats goin on in coleraine you say?

cheese making, heart breaking, leg shaking , leaf raking, bun baking vampire steaking, back aching and the abduction of hughs left lower lock of hair. we asked ryan mc corry to comment on this atroscioty, here are his words "phone us back in half an hour man" to which i replied "ok". half an hour passed and he commented "half bottle buckfast.....NICOLE" and thats that sorted

Ronnie corbit R.I.P.

Sadly at 2.45am on tuesday 10th may, actor / comedian ronnie corbit passed away alone in his wilkshire mansion due to natural causes. but do not fear his untimely peaceful passingot stop me in squeeling with joy at his death, to be brutally honest i'm surprised the wanker lasted this long, and that cunt ronnie barker, he still going too? FUCK OFF AND DIE. make way for the new generation. see people mr corbit suffered from a humiliating disease known as "i'm a tiny midget fucker-atosis" although this did not play a part in his death coroners suggest it will save money on coffin and grave expenses as he could snuggly fit into a sony panasonic flat screen tv box with the polysteirene removed.

HAVE I OFFENDED YOU if so, dial 1-800 suck my wang. and speak to one of our operators who will call you a piece of decaying baby feotus emulsified in orange and manderin juice.


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		Witihin this website are the beliefs and opinons of myself and possible others in my association. At no point are you forced to view this material, though strangely you'll find yourself drawn into the dark seedy underbelly of the common world as we know it. And now i would like to clear up the hidious rumour that jesus christ our lord has taken shelter in the anus of one half of britains best known comedy duo, allow me be the first to welcome to............the rectul passage of ronnie corrbit



		Breaking News!!!!!! on a routine investigation the northumberland police department have uncovered a startling discovery in the form of extremly strong unquestionable evidence, that white men can in fact jump to a reasonable height, if not the same height or greater than a person of afro-carribean origins. more on this remarkable breakthrough soon! Whats goin on in coleraine you say? cheese making, heart breaking, leg shaking , leaf raking, bun baking vampire steaking, back aching and the abduction of hughs left lower lock of hair. we asked ryan mc corry to comment on this atroscioty, here are his words "phone us back in half an hour man" to which i replied "ok". half an hour passed and he commented "half bottle buckfast.....NICOLE" and thats that sorted						Ronnie corbit R.I.P. Sadly at 2.45am on tuesday 10th may, actor / comedian ronnie corbit passed away alone in his wilkshire mansion due to natural causes. but do not fear his untimely peaceful passingot stop me in squeeling with joy at his death, to be brutally honest i'm surprised the wanker lasted this long, and that cunt ronnie barker, he still going too? FUCK OFF AND DIE. make way for the new generation. see people mr corbit suffered from a humiliating disease known as "i'm a tiny midget fucker-atosis" although this did not play a part in his death coroners suggest it will save money on coffin and grave expenses as he could snuggly fit into a sony panasonic flat screen tv box with the polysteirene removed.



		HAVE I OFFENDED YOU if so, dial 1-800 suck my wang. and speak to one of our operators who will call you a piece of decaying baby feotus emulsified in orange and manderin juice. thank you for youre support, without it i would have no reason to live