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Big steve can do it!!!
Today is a special day for S&M lovers all round the world. black nipple plunger day began in 1447 by oliver cromwell,
when he was havin kinky sex with his 19 year old cousin. they began in the kitchen and ended up in the bathroom, when oliver
tried out a new position when he inadvertingly slipped and knocked over a box of toilet cleaning products, one of which
being a plunger, the plunger leapt into the air, and with the strength of a small water vole it stuck to his cousins,
face, upon realising he chuckled, then suddenly found himself aroused by it. it was 40-50 years later when the black
nipples came into play, this was due to the natural blackening of the nipples from woman who had caught the plague. so find
yourself having kinky sex tonight? get out a permanent marker and a plunger, and find out how kinky your woman is... ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!
BON APETIT!
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Due to the unruley demise of the former onion rings website, i jiggy took it upon myself to create yet another webstie
devoted to the world of our mad capped antics. in this website expect to see cruedness profanity obscenity and polo mints
being rapped by several murray mints. remember people, the world trade centres were crap anyway....
anyone wanting theyre picture on here, send me an email you know my address (probably). and if you have no life and have
not yet seen the previous onion rings webstie, please take a gander,( Http://theonionrings.tripod.com ) for you will see this has all been done before, except we were younger, had less pubes, drank less (except for
steve, he still swalls the same amount, millilitre for millilitre) didnt kno how to roll double skinners or tulips. so here
we are new, improved, triple foiled for freshness, and baked using 100% natural vegetable oil.
National Black Nipple Plunger day.

picture provided by rab shaws mother
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Random facts:
Fact #31: saddam hussein can overhand serve at a whopping 92MPH
Fact # 63: mental patients commited before april 2000 receive a large female hamster every 3 years
due to the overwhelming demand
Fact # 95: cerebil paulsy does not exist
Fact # 394: midgets die younger
Fact # 81: price of mars bars has increased by 60% in 9 years (disgraceful)
Fact # 12: pakistani people are very bad people
Fact # 52: the word "intergrated" belongs to opera whinfrey
Fact # 66: punk music has been pronounced clinnicaly "obese"
Fact # 946 : Pope john paul 2nd, Tupac shakur, notorious b.i.g. princess diana were all infact shot dead by cilla black
and barry white
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